Top 5 Men in a Woman's life

• Doctor.
• Dentist
• Coal man.
• Decorator.
• Bank manager. 

A Doctor says to take off your clothes.
A Dentist says open wide.
A Coal man asks "where do you want it, front or back? "
A Decorator says "how do you like it now that it? s up? "
A Bank manager says "don? t take it out you? ll lose interest "!"